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         CRACK        
        PRESENT       
                      
     NEWS REVIEW 2    
                      
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 MAGIC MUSHROOM AND   
   ALCHEMIST TEXT     
 YO GUYS! ITS 9/3/91  
 THE ALCHEMIST AND    
 PARADROID ARE HERE   
 TO STOP THE NIGHT.   
    AT THIS MOMENT    
 PARADROID IS ASLEEP  
 AFTER RETURNING FROM 
 OUR SMALL TRIP ROUND 
 MORECAMBE.WE GOT US  
 SOME BOOZE AND WE R  
 GONNA GET PISSED!    
 YEAH! SOUNDS COOOOL! 
 ALCHY HAS JUST HAD A 
 GO OF TURRICAN 2 BUT 
 HE IS TOO TIRED AND  
 TOO PISSED TO PLAY   
 IT HE! ALCHY CAME UP 
 FROM DEVON FOR THIS  
 MINI INTERNAL MEETIN 
 AND BELIEVE ME DEVON 
 IS A HELL OF A LONG  
 WAY FROM MY HOUSE    
   SO HERE COME THE   
      .MESSAGES.      
                      
  (ON THE NEXT PAGE)  
       DELBERT        
       (CRACK)        
                      
 GET SOME MUSIC DONE  
 YOU LAZY BASTARD.    
 (FROM ALL OF CRACK)  
                      
    THE ALCHEMIST     
       (CRACK)        
                      
 THANX FOR COMING UP  
 I TOLD YA MORECAMBE  
 WAS CRAP (HE HE)     
                      
      PARADROID       
       (CRACK)        
                      
   WAKE UP WAKE UP    
 THE DEMO LOOKS COOL  
   RELEASE IT SOON    
                      
        GONZO         
      (IMPULSE)       
                      
 THANX FOR PUTTING UP 
 WITH ALL 3 OF US     
                      
 ALCHY SAYS.(GO OVER) 
 IS IT TRUE YOUR MUM  
 HAS GOT A BIG NOSE   
 AS WELL?  HE HE HE   
                      
 THIS HAS GOT NOWT TO 
 DO WITH ME....SIGNED 
    MAGIC MUSHROOM    
     ..NEWSFLASH..    
                      
 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED  
 DRINKING FROM A CAN  
  THE SIZE OF A BIN   
      (ONE LITRE)     
  WE ARE AND FAILING  
 IT ARF GOES THRU YA  
 IM READY FOR A PISS  
                      
   MORE BEER REVIEWS  
   NEXT ISSUE......   
                      
 BACK TO THE MESSAGES 
   MATRIX OF CRACK    
                      
 I AM NOT A PISS HEAD 
 I JUST LIKE A DRINK  
 OR     10  HE HE     
 THE DEMO LOOKS COOOL 
 WRITE SOON MATE      
 AGENT X OF ARGON UK  
 SORRY YA COULD NOT   
 COME ROUND BUT THIS  
 IS A CRACK MEETING   
                      
 WE WERE GONNA COME   
 AND BEAT YOU UP..... 
    MEMBERS NEEDED    
                      
   GRAPHICS ARTISTS   
    MUSICIANS         
     SWAPPERS         
      CRACKERS        
       CODERS........ 
   ALL ARE WELCOME.   
   TO APPLY IS EASY   
 JUST SEND SAMPLES OF 
 YOUR WORK TO THE     
 FOLLOWING ADDRESS... 
 (SWAPPERS SEND YOUR  
 LATEST CONTACT LIST) 
    THE ALCHEMIST     
    20 SINGER CLOSE   
     PAIGNTON         
      DEVON           
       TQ3 3JU        
                      
                      
    PARADROID TEXT    
                      
  FUCK ME, IM TIRED!  
 IVE JUST WOKE UP TO  
 FIND ALCHY AND MUSHY 
 MAKING A NEWS REVIEW 
 SO ME THINX ITS TIME 
  FOR A FEW MESSAGES  
 -------------------- 
 PATRIK/ABAKUS....... 
 THANKS FOR THAT POST 
 CARD YOU SENT MANY A 
  MONTH AGO, BUT IVE  
  LOST YOUR ADDRESS.  
 CHEWI/ZYLON-AFL..... 
 THANX FOR LONG CALLS 
 BUT DONT CALL AROUND 
  6 TO 7 PM ENG TIME  
 ON WEDNESDAYS, THATS 
  WHEN STAR TREKS ON  
----------------------
 GONZO/FLASH PROD.... 
 DID YOU GET MY JIFFY 
 BAG. IF YOU DID SEND 
  SOON. NICE BUBBLES  
                      
 PHOTON/EX-ORACLE.... 
 HAVE YOU FINISHED IT 
 YET, THE GAME LOOKED 
  VERY TURRIACANISH!  
  WHOS DOING THE GFX  
    FOR IT, I WILL    
                      
 LAST MESSAGE TO MOST 
     OF MY CONTAX     
 IF YOU AINT RECIEVED 
 A PACKAGE FROM ME IN 
  THE LAST FEW WEEKS  
 THAT MEANS I WONT BE 
 TRADING WITH YOU ANY 
 LONGER, MUSHY SHOULD 
 BE GETTING IN TOUCH! 
  SPECIAL MESSAGE TO  
    C JAY OF PUSSY    
 FROM MAGIC MUSHROOM  
  THANX FOR THE CALL  
  BUT IT WAS A VERY   
  BAD LINE. SAY HELLO 
  TO SARCOPHASER 4 ME 
    THE DESERT BBS    
                      
    (0604)  758126    
                      
      SYSOP YETI      
 SPEEDS UPTO 14.4 BPS 
 NOW 24HRS  CALL NOW  
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 ALCHEDISKS,MAGIPACKS 
                      
 OUR COMPACTS ARE     
 LIGHT YEARS AHEAD.   
    CHECK EM OUT      
     CRACKERJACK      
                      
 OUR NEW DISK MAG ... 
                      
 WILL BE OUT SHORTLY  
                      
 SORRY FOR THE DELAY  
 THATS IT FOR THIS    
     NEWS REVIEW      
                      
 REMEMBER ........... 
                      
   SAY NO TO HEROIN   
   SAY YES TO CRACK